GUYS LOOK AT THIS.
I know it’s sad that this is considered “revolutionary” but seriously this is so so so important. Look at what Aerie style and fit expert Jenny Altman said in an interview with ABC News: “We left everything: beauty marks, tattoos. It’s a selling point because our customers represent this great demographic and they don’t get to see what girls their age really look like.” The brand also plans to enhance its website. Soon, when you search for a DD bra, you’ll see an actual, real-live DD-sized woman wearing it. Sort of sad that this feels so revolutionary, but anything that diversifies that headless, B-cup avatar common to most lingerie sites is okay in our book.
i drew them how the fandom portrays them
now please draw them how they actually are
Day Eight: Your favorite Guardian
i love mom and dad!
so I’v been seeing a bunch of pictures of the new “mystery girl” for the homestuck adventure game so i decided to put them in one picture just because. I mean just look at this cutie :D
Alright, I know this looks weird, but do you know what this shit is:
IT’S A GODDAMNED LAPTOP, BUILT AS A BRACELET.
YOU FUCKING HEARD ME CORRECTLY. YOU WEAR IT ON YOUR GODDAMNED WRIST, AND LIKE FUCKING STEVE JOBS OR SHIT, YOU WHIP IT OUT LIKE SOME SORT OF TECH MESSIAH.
NEED A STATISTIC TO DISPROVE A DOUCHE?
NEED AN ANSWER WHEN YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE WITHOUT LOOKING DIRT POOR LIKE SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN ON THE SUBWAY WHILE USING THE SAME HAND FOR THE ACTION APPLIED TO PORN?
WANT TO GOOGLE PICTURES OF CATS?
WANT TO WATCH SPONTANIOUS PORN OF CATS!?
THEN THIS IS THE THING FOR YOU.
THEN THIS IS WHAT YOU FUCKING NEED. HOLY FUCKING SHIT BILL GATES IS LIKE SHITTING HIMSELF THIS IS SO DAMN AMAZING.
proposed to be available in 2020.
Reblogging for comment, and date.
Is it horrible that I know the science behind this thing?
…I’m aroused by this.
sweet jelly-filled christ this is beautiful
tag your goddamn porn folks